The White House created a website for Trump supporters that includes talking points to help them win arguments against their liberal family members this Christmas. The website is just one lengthy paragraph encouraging supporters to repeat how they have “the very best talking points, better than anyone else at this table -- including grandma” without ever making one coherent argument.
Read MoreA runaway teen was found living inside of a Bed Bath and Beyond. Turns out they were able to make shelter out of a pile of unused 20% off coupons.
Read MoreAccording to a new study, half of Americans will be overweight by the year 2030. "Challenge accepted," said Americans everywhere.
Read MoreThe Prince classic “Purple Rain” has just been added to the Library of Congress’ National Film Registry classic lists. Preservationists have specifically cited the film’s educational value of teaching the youth about the importance of Lake Minnetonka.
Read MoreIt was discovered that the US Department of Agriculture currently lists Wakanda — the fictional home of Marvel’s Black Panther — as a free-trade partner on their website. The department says says they would correct the error, but they wouldn’t want to jeopardize any trade alliances with Asgard.
Read MoreThe new "Star Wars" movie is now on track to be the worst reviewed movie in the franchise. Said one unnamed source, “Meesa relief.”
Read MoreAfter forty two years, the final installment of the “Star Wars” Skywalker saga was released yesterday. It’s been an emotional day for fans. I don’t want to give any major spoilers away, but I have to say it was really surprising to see “your childhood” appear as a force ghost at the end.
Read MoreThe House voted to impeach Donald Trump yesterday — or as everyone on social media called it, “the day we all found out who didn’t pay attention during civics class.”
Read MoreDonald Trump put out a letter yesterday saying that Nancy Pelosi’s prayers for him are “not genuine.” That shows you how little the president knows about Catholicism, because passive aggressive prayers are EXACTLY how Catholics pray for those closest to them.
Read MoreThe inventor of the UPC — the 12 digit barcodes used to identify items at the grocery store — died this week. Authorities were initially unsure if they found the right body until they heard a *BEEP BEEP* after scanning his body.
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