"It's a scientific fact that everyone loves championship belts. Sure, pro boxers, grapplers, and UFC fighters are revered for the fancy belts they get to take back to their gyms. But let's face it nobody rocks a championship belt like a professional wrestler.
They are part of the pomp and circumstance that makes many of these athletes and performers seem larger than life."
"Y'all. Tokyo just said, "forget what the hell you've seen in Rio, we're ready for 2020."
The closing of tonight's Olympics in Rio included an awesome integration of Super Mario Bros as Japanese prime minster Shinzo Abe teleported to the closing ceremonies from Tokyo through the help of a green transportation tunnel."
"What we got in yesterday's main event was a clash between two highly charismatic antiheroes who gave the fans an excellent demonstration of what the fight game is all about. In short, it was a gift from the Fight Gods — and one that we will likely be talking about for many days, if not weeks, months or years to come."
Background: This was the third full length show for the cast and crew. It was during this installment of our show that I really felt we were starting to hit our stride. Our first show was magic, the second had some kinks, but many would later call this one the very best show we ever did.
"However, the most specific of testimonial love was saved for Wilmore himself, as Stewart told Wilmore that "a wise man once told him that cancellation does not equal failure," reminding the host that comedic legacies have a way of outliving a show's expiration date.
A series of words that really seemed to touch Wilmore."
"All the while, Dana pleads with Conor not to throw those cans, with the timbre of his voice resembling that of a dad seeing his kid about to lose his shit at an amusement park and being helpless to do anything to stop it."
The video, unsurprisingly, has gone viral. And with good reason, Doug is the real deal when it comes to wrestling. Granted, he's not smart, he wasn't blessed with good-looks or charisma, but damn does he have a good drop kick.