Everyone, Shut Up And Watch Steven Seagal And GSP Slap Fight One Another Right Now!

To the best of my knowledge, it is not Christmas yet.  And yet, somehow, here we are in August with a gift that has been surprisingly dropped into my lap. One that I never knew I needed until it was put in front of my eyes, one that I will now never be able to live without.  

This is, without hyperbole, one of the best gifts I have ever received: 

The gift of Georges St. Pierre and Steven Seagal slap fighting one another in a low-budget foreign action film."

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DA FUQ Did I Just Watch: The 2016 MTV VMAs

"Mind you, MTV already gave Beyonce a 15 minute showcase a few years back when they handed her the Video Vanguard award (like they were intending to do with Rihanna last night), but then it seemed like somewhere in the middle of planning this year's music event the just kinda said, 'you know what, fuck it, if Beyonce wants to come to do the show, we'll let her do and say whatever she wants.'"

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Sober Reflections: UFC on FOX 21

"There are others with great jiu-jitsu, but perhaps no one who makes it look easier.  And so tonight, we saw Maia give the UFC slight pause with their intention to put Stephen 'Wonderboy' Thompson as the first offering for newly crowned welterweight champ, Tyrone Woodley.  

And like the true martial artist and respectful guy he is, Maia told Brian Stann in his post-fight interview that he'd patiently wait his turn."

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Hello, I'd Like A Moment Of Your Time To Talk About The New DJ Shadow And Run The Jewels 🔥 Track

 "Listen, good music is hard to find these days -- and good hip hop music is even more rare. So when you find it, you gotta hold on to it, hug it, and tell it "thank you" when it happens. Because real shit like this feels like it happens with the regularity of a unicorn sighting."

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